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Friday, February 11, 2011

There IS life after death

or so the TAA (Texas Apartment Association) has us believe.

And I quote:

"Death of Sole Resident:
if you are the sole resident, upon your death you may terminate the Lease Contract without penalty with at least 30 days written notice.
You will be liable for payment of rent until the latter of: (1) termination date, or (2) until all possessions in the apartment are removed.
You will be liable for all rents, charges, and damages to the apartment until it is vacated, and any removal and storage costs."


Now this just confirms that there has to be life after death, doesn't it.
Apartment owners do believe in life and, especially, banking after death. 
And will not penalize your ghost for terminating the lease contract but only  IF your ghost sends a written notice at least within 30 days of your death!  
If you are unable to 'spirit away' all earthly possessions, 
your ghost will have to pay for rents, removals and storage!

And should a poltergeist inflict damages to the apartment, look out!
Your ghost will be liable for that as well. 
And all that from purgatory, heaven or hell, whichever applies.

                    Esteemed Authors of such contracts should really think over their verbiage
BEFORE including it into any 'legal' document!

After all once dead, one is unable to do anything, in writing or otherwise!

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