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Sunday, October 3, 2010

How many Goats are you worth?

Yes, that is the question in this dream of GOATS.
All's well that's ends in Goats?
In some strange dreams last night wealth is measured in Goats.  You read right. GOATS not Groats (Old English $). 
How many Goats for a cave? 
Your Goat Estate Ad : Cool in summer, warm in winter.
How many Goats for the perfect club (Better to subdue prey)?
You don't have enough GOATS to pay me to do what?
Goats are good for bribes, not to speak of play off beards!
Goat cheese, Goat milk, Goat meat for food.
Goat skin, Goat fur, Goat wool for clothes.
And Goat horn make good buttons, too;
Also can be fashioned into needles and other useful tools of the trade!
And the bones can be used as well for something, what, escapes me at the moment.
"Goat for a Goalie?"
"Goats to the Defense?"
"Your Goat or your life"
"Nightgoats" need to be analyzed.
"Capralot"
Anyway.. justice is measured in 'Goat years'.
Burt is the "Goatman of Alcatraz"
and 'Riding the Goat' a new way of hobo transportation?
All this and the 'devil made me do a Goat'! 
You're 'getting on my Goat'!
and here is our "Goat-tree"- where we find ancestors...

And that famous Movie with Marlon 'Barndoor', "The Goatfather"
 "From Goat to Wine".
"Goatriders",
"The Four Goatmen of the Apocalypse"
"Goats on Ice"
"A Goat, a kingdom for a Goat"
"Life is just a bowl of Goat"
"Cogito ergo Capra sum "
"Goating down the river "

"Isle of Goats" 
"Goat on my back"
"Polo Goat"
"Goat coast"
"Goat Rush on the Yukon"
"Paying your taxes in Goats"
"Majoring in Goat"
"Playing Goat"
"Take a flying Goat"
"Leap of Goat"
"Crazy as a Goat"
"For Goat sake - say nothing"
"The Life of Goat"
"Let the Goats fall where they may"
"Have your Goat and eat it too"
Let your "Goatee"Grow..
You get the idea.. weird, weird..back to the stone age? Neanderthal, here we come!
-all these images and so many more flashed by during a toss- and-turn kind-a night!


4 comments:

Ms. Conduct said...

Don't remember what my crazy dreams were about last night but I think they'll be about GOATS tonight!

artandhockey said...

Shall I g(l)oat?

ICEVET said...

A most entertaining and mind-arousing post!!!

A recent article in the Wall Street Journal highlighted the "cost-effectiveness" of goats in controlling (eating) the vegetation on vacant/idle land leased or owned by financially-strapped municipalities (worldwide). I Don't know if the venerable City of Detroit (nearly 30% vacant land within the city limits) has tried this, but it definitely should be given consideration by the new mayor.

artandhockey said...

Definitely a thought for city fathers and mothers when trying to cut back...the grass :)!